Low Testosterone SUCKS!

Chart outlining the benefits and detriments of testosterone levels.

“You guys talk about testosterone A LOT.”

Yeah. We do. It’s that important. Contrary to modern, manicured man’s idea about testosterone and “toxic masculinity,” a healthy testosterone level is CRITICAL to health and well being for BOTH men and women. 

What is testosterone anyway?  Testosterone is an essential hormone in the body, responsible for a ginormous range of physiological processes, like maintaining muscle mass, bone density, and overall health. When testosterone levels in the body are low, it can lead to an ass load of negative health effects.


Low testosterone will absolutely cause loss of muscle mass and strength. Testosterone plays a crucial role in the development and maintenance of muscle tissue. When testosterone levels are low, the body struggles to build and maintain muscle, and in extreme cases will cause muscle loss. This loss of muscle mass can also lead to a decrease in metabolism, making it easier to gain weight and harder to lose it. Bottom line: Low T makes you fat, slow, and weak as hell.


Low testosterone levels can also lead to a decrease in bone density, increasing the risk of osteoporosis and broken bones. Testosterone helps to maintain bone density by stimulating the production of bone cells. When testosterone levels are low, this process slows down and gives you weak, brittle, old lady bones.

Sex and libido

Another SIGNIFICANT detriment of low testosterone is a decrease in libido and sexual function. Testosterone plays a critical role in the development of sexual characteristics, and low levels of testosterone can lead to a decrease in libido and sexual desire. Low testosterone can also lead to erectile dysfunction and other sexual problems, making it harder to maintain an erection and achieve sexual satisfaction. That sucks for everyone involved.

The brain

Low testosterone levels have also been linked to an increased risk of depression and other mood disorders. Testosterone affects mood by influencing the production of neurotransmitters in the brain, and low levels of testosterone can lead to feelings of sadness, anxiety, and depression. Low T has also been associated with a decrease in cognitive function.

We can help...

So… now that we’ve told you all about how important it is to have optimal levels of testosterone, we’d be buttholes if we didn’t tell you how to get that T-level up. But we’re going to make you work for it. We’ll tell you how to NATURALLY optimize your testosterone, and we’ll do it for FREE, but you have to Email us NOW to find out. 

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